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Levi Johnston Working Diligently To Preserve His Market Value

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Comical naked person Levi Johnston went on the CBS program this morning but really, don't even watch the clip, we just needed some art to go with the text: "There are some things that I have that are huge. And I haven't said them because I'm not gonna hurt her that way... You know, I mean, if I really wanted to hurt her, I could, very easily. But there's -- I'm not gonna do it. I'm not going that far."

Blah blah blah Levi, you massive slut. Just be an adult here and name your damn price. Or don't! Hold out for a little while longer. We imagine his "endgame" preference is to reveal these things in a ghostwritten New Yorker "Talk of the Town" two-pager, alongside a comic of him shootin' bunnies while takin' a dump.

Levi: I'm Hiding "Huge" Things About Palin [CBS News]

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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