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Levi's Mom Gets Arrested, Of Course, Because There Is Nothing Better To Do In Wasilla

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As approximately 15 bajillion tipsters have excitedly emailed us, Sarah Palin's daughter's soon-to-be-baby-daddy's mom has been arrested for something having to do with drugs. On the one hand, this is totally non-news, because trashy white ladies get arrested every day for -- well, whatever Sherry Johnston was arrested for, nobody's saying. Dealing pot? Cooking meth?Secretly growing a glorious garden of opium poppies in her back yard in scenic Wasilla, home to the world's largest collection of dumpsters and gravel pits?


Troopers served the warrant at Johnston's home at the "conclusion of an undercover narcotics investigation," said a statement issued Thursday by the troopers as part of the normal daily summary of activity around the state.

Troopers charged Johnston with second-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance -- generally manufacturing or delivering drugs -- as well as fourth-degree misconduct involving controlled substances, or possession.

On the other hand, it is kind of amazing and spectacular that this woman could have been the Vice President's daughter's mother in law, assuming Bristol and Levi ever get married, which really, at this point why bother?

The most important question: Are any of these people really any worse than Roger Clinton, or Hillary's terrible sleazy brothers? No. The only difference is that they are more fertile.

Levi Johnston's mother hit with drug charges [Anchorage Daily News]

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Is there ANY good news for the bumblefucking Trump re-election campaign these days? Their polling numbers are in the shitter, therefore Trump is firing the pollsters. Trump's Hitler rally kickoff event in Florida last night was ... whatever it was. Oh, and did we mention that they ain't got no money? Like, of course, not counting whatever Russian money they're not telling us about.

Don Jr. recently called a prominent donor and warned that Trump's money haul is falling behind where Barack Obama was early in his reelection, while Jared Kushner has privately complained to RNC chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel that Trump's war chest is not as big as it should be at this point in the cycle.

Whiiiiiiiiiine. Guess they're gonna have to see if they can launder some rubles somewhere, ALLEGEDLY.

Gabe Sherman has some more bad news about Trump's shithole campaign, and it is that Robert and Rebekah Mercer, the father-daughter billionaire duo who bankrolled much of Trump's "victory" in 2016 -- including funding Breitbart, and also the part of the "victory" that comprised Cambridge Analytica, the data company they owned that may have done some real hinky stuff, possibly with Russia, in order to get Trump "elected" -- have zipped up their checkbooks and decided Trump can go eat dicks for all they care.

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