Levi's Mom Gets Arrested, Of Course, Because There Is Nothing Better To Do In Wasilla

Levi's Mom Gets Arrested, Of Course, Because There Is Nothing Better To Do In Wasilla

As approximately 15 bajillion tipsters have excitedly emailed us, Sarah Palin's daughter's soon-to-be-baby-daddy's mom has been arrested for something having to do with drugs. On the one hand, this is totally non-news, because trashy white ladies get arrested every day for -- well, whatever Sherry Johnston was arrested for, nobody's saying. Dealing pot? Cooking meth?Secretly growing a glorious garden of opium poppies in her back yard in scenic Wasilla, home to the world's largest collection of dumpsters and gravel pits?

Troopers served the warrant at Johnston's home at the "conclusion of an undercover narcotics investigation," said a statement issued Thursday by the troopers as part of the normal daily summary of activity around the state.

Troopers charged Johnston with second-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance -- generally manufacturing or delivering drugs -- as well as fourth-degree misconduct involving controlled substances, or possession.

On the other hand, it is kind of amazing and spectacular that this woman could have been the Vice President's daughter's mother in law, assuming Bristol and Levi ever get married, which really, at this point why bother?

The most important question: Are any of these people really any worse than Roger Clinton, or Hillary's terrible sleazy brothers? No. The only difference is that they are more fertile.

Levi Johnston's mother hit with drug charges [Anchorage Daily News]


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