Whatcha doin', Wonkette reader in Kentucky right now? Brushing your hair and putting on lipstick to come out and see us TONIGHT?

Well me either! It is not like you are Chicago.

Nonetheless, a gentle reminder to come out TONIGHT (Tues., March 27) and see us from 6 to 8 p.m. at Bru Burger Bar, 3010 Lakecrest Circle, Lexington, KY! We will buy you food and beer or bourbon or how you like it. (I do not actually know if they have bourbon there, but I assume that all places must by law.)

Tomorrow! Indianapolis! Wed., March 28, 6-8 p.m. Ralston's Drafthouse, 635 Massachusetts Ave., Indianapolis.


Are you my mom? Then we will see you here, in these days during which there are NO PARTIES AT ALL!

Wichita, Kansas! Mon., April 2, 5-7 p.m. The Anchor Wichita, 1109 E. Douglas, Wichita.

Denver, Colorado! Wed., April 4, 6-8 p.m. Bret the Cajun Boy, where should we go?

OK, this has been just a very good post full of many information and NO JOKES because BUYING YOU BEER IS NOT A JOKING MATTER.

You know when we get home from this trip, we're never leaving again, so MEET US WHILE THE MEETIN'S GOOD.

Y'all open thread.

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On Saturday, Glenn Greenwald saw a story in the New York Times about how the US is mucking around in Russia's power grid in a show of power:

In interviews over the past three months, [current and former US] officials described the previously unreported deployment of American computer code inside Russia's grid and other targets as a classified companion to more publicly discussed action directed at Moscow's disinformation and hacking units around the 2018 midterm elections.

So Glenn Greenwald, being a total Glenn Greenwald, used that moment to defend his president, Donald J. Trump, because OMG it is just crazy that the liberals and the Deep State and the Rachel Maddow think Trump is some kind of puppet of Vladimir Putin, just because he constantly acts like a puppet of Vladimir Putin.

HAW HAW, LIBS OWNED! Isn't Donald Trump always saying nobody's tougher on Russia than he is? Glenn Greenwald agrees that nobody is tougher on Russia than Donald Trump, because Donald Trump says so.

As Aaron Rupar from Vox points out, this tweet from Donald Trump arrived just about eight hours later ...

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