Libby Dole Running For Re-Election ... Send John Edwards!
This is boring news, but not if you are Creative about the Possibilities:
Elizabeth Dole has denied some blog report that she's not running for re-election, which means she is planning to run again, which means the Democrats are all excited because they think that Senate seat is up for grabs. But they'll need a strong Democratic contender.
May we suggest John Edwards? Dude has some experience in North Carolina, after all, and if he was tied up there for the next two years, we wouldn't have to be driven crazy by his fucking voice.