"Delaware is the first state," Lieberman says. "And I'm here because Delaware is going to be the first state to send Joe Lieberman on the road to the White House." After a few minutes, several people start talking and Lieberman shushes them.Joe Lieberman: Still the leader in the race for Least Favorite Elementary School Teacher. He's also giving us a preview of his foreign policy, "The Doctrine of If You Two Don't Stop It I'm Going To Have To Separate You." Just wait till he takes the paddle to Osama!