Lil' Sarah Palin Wants Welfare Handouts

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Dolly's sadistic parents have dressed her as America's most-hated angry dingbat, so the neighbors will feed her poison. (Thanks Josh!)

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Airlines Invite DHS Spox Tyler Houlton To Fly The Friendly GO FUCK YOURSELF

He seems nice.

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via Tyler's Twitter, because this is the best pic of him we guess

There have been several shining moments this week, as the public learned about and became OUTRAGED by Donald Trump's policy of grabbing migrant families by the pussy and tearing them to shreds. For instance, hello to all the lovely amazing lawyers and immigration nonprofits and regular old Americans raising millions in bail money for people arrested at the border! WE SEE YOU. Another shining moment has been watching airlines saying they are taking a HARD PASS on transporting little children out of their mommies' and daddies' arms and into the sky.

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Burger King Reconsiders Plan To Tell Russian Ladies To Get Knocked Up By Soccer Players

Well, that's one way to sell a Whopper.

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What would you do for three million rubles and a lifetime supply of Burger King Whoppers? If the answer is "Have the baby of a random professional soccer player I met during the World Cup," you just missed out on the chance of a lifetime. Because Burger King Russia was just offering such a promotion, and has had to cancel it, because for some reason, people thought a "burgers for broodmares" promotion was a tad sexist.

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