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Connecticut GOP Senate candidate Peter Schiff is trying to raise enough funds to educate the good people of the Nutmeg State about his primary opponent, wrestling lady Linda McMahon, and her out-of-control, crotch-kicking ways. This information could save thousands of Republican men from making unwanted trips to the testicle doctor.


Schiff’s ad shows “Liberal McMahon” kicking and kicking and kicking the same poor guy’s groin, a body part that universally represents “all Republicans.” It is a critical part of his "money bomb" effort to raise a bunch of money before he loses the primary.

Kentucky GOP Senate candidate Rand Paul, a noted bomber of Facebook friends, is helping Schiff to raise enough money to get this entertaining movie put on the teevee. Paul believes that watching movies about “rough-and-tumble broads” while counting silver is not only an enjoyable pastime but a constitutionally protected right. [Hartford Courant/Uncovered Politics]

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Former Colorado state legislator and internet-elevangelist Gordon Klingenschmitt (his name is my name too) knows why we hate Trump. Is it because he is a terrible person and a terrible President? Is it because he says horrible things all of the time? Is it because he had the motherfucking gall to refer to Aretha Franklin as someone who worked for him?

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Trump supporters -- you can't take them anywhere. One idiot Trump supporter in Sacramento, California proved that at a recent Social Distortion show, where he thought it might be a good idea to be a dick to lead singer Mike Ness, the most perfect human man in all of existence. It did not go well.

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