Linda McMahon Will Kick Your Junk, For Liberalism
Connecticut GOP Senate candidate Peter Schiff is trying to raise enough funds to educate the good people of the Nutmeg State about his primary opponent, wrestling lady Linda McMahon, and her out-of-control, crotch-kicking ways. This information could save thousands of Republican men from making unwanted trips to the testicle doctor.
Schiff’s ad shows “Liberal McMahon” kicking and kicking and kicking the same poor guy’s groin, a body part that universally represents “all Republicans.” It is a critical part of his "money bomb" effort to raise a bunch of money before he loses the primary.
Kentucky GOP Senate candidate Rand Paul, a noted bomber of Facebook friends, is helping Schiff to raise enough money to get this entertaining movie put on the teevee. Paul believes that watching movies about “rough-and-tumble broads” while counting silver is not only an enjoyable pastime but a constitutionally protected right. [Hartford Courant/Uncovered Politics]