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Connecticut GOP Senate candidate Peter Schiff is trying to raise enough funds to educate the good people of the Nutmeg State about his primary opponent, wrestling lady Linda McMahon, and her out-of-control, crotch-kicking ways. This information could save thousands of Republican men from making unwanted trips to the testicle doctor.


Schiff’s ad shows “Liberal McMahon” kicking and kicking and kicking the same poor guy’s groin, a body part that universally represents “all Republicans.” It is a critical part of his "money bomb" effort to raise a bunch of money before he loses the primary.

Kentucky GOP Senate candidate Rand Paul, a noted bomber of Facebook friends, is helping Schiff to raise enough money to get this entertaining movie put on the teevee. Paul believes that watching movies about “rough-and-tumble broads” while counting silver is not only an enjoyable pastime but a constitutionally protected right. [Hartford Courant/Uncovered Politics]

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No pressure in November, but looks like the Supreme Court is going to do FUCK ALL about gerrymandering this term. In a unanimous decision authored by Chief Justice Roberts, the Court remanded the landmark Gill v. Whitford redistricting case on standing -- in other words, they won't be ruling on it because the plaintiffs challenging the gerrymander hadn't adequately proved that they personally had the right to challenge Wisconsin's preposterous districts.

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We have been hearing ever since late last week that Michael Cohen is probably about to be arrested and probably going to be indicted on one million charges and probably maybe might be about to try to flip and make a deal so that he doesn't end up in prison for the rest of his natural life. In fact, we have been hanging our hopes on it, because everything else sucks. Sure, we are still filled with joy over how Paul Manafort is on day four of JAIL, MOTHERFUCKER, JAIL, but then we remembered what is happening on the border and what we are saying right now is we need something happy.

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