We started paying attention with the President's speech...and then it ended.

5:56PM: "No night is too cold to celebrate freedom." Oh, yeah it is.

5:57PM: Veiled insults at parents! That's where the twins get it!

6:00PM: "What's your doing is, is taking part in a great renewal of hope in the nation's capital." And, hopefully, you've given me bucketfuls of money.

6:01PM: "We have a calling from beyond the stars"!?!?! Maybe he was receiving transmissions via that thing on his back...