Hooray, we're here. There are about 500 people protesting for health care outside, and otherwise the Cashman Center is pretty much abandoned. Also, Wonkette's filing desk is NEXT TO DAILY KOS AND HUFFINGTON POST AND MAYBE AOL ... THIS WON'T STAND. We are going to look for some conservatives to sit by, because they'll likely have much better jokes about the Democrats. Also, better cocaine. Back later; we are parked illegally and the Secret Service is kind of giving weird looks to our dirty old Beetle.