Live New Hampshire Primary Results Super Team Coverage Alert!
It is almost time, fellow citizens and concerned foreigners. In just a few hours, the very first results will be in from the very first attempt at actual voting in this long, terrible 2008 election season. Jim Newell and Liz Glover will continue freezing and taking Polaroids and avoiding the angry Paulian mobs. Here at Wonkette World Headquarters in the Second Life WTC, our team of analysts will be typing very quickly and just sort of guessing stuff, just like Chris Matthews, but you don't have to look at our big pink heads. Go stock up at Ye Olde Liquor Marte and we'll see you back at the computer at 8 p.m. sharp. (They end the voting at 8 p.m., is that right?)