Oh crap the mummy is up! He has so very many friends, my friends! Let's see how many times he addresses them, after the jump.

10:08 PM -- Friends and friends, my friends.

10:09 PM -- Jammakain! Jammakain! He is totally biting Barack's rhymes re. hope etc. Except he is so mean about his hope. Where is he giving this speech from? An elevator? It looks so wee.

10:12 PM -- I have subsumed myself to the cult of American militarism, my friends. Ouch, more swipes at Barack! He is running for president not because he is a self-important peacock but because he is the opposite, which is a humble and decrepit old man.

10:13 PM -- Ugh, respect, responsibility, capability...what a downer this guy is.

10:14 PM -- Dude, you cannot steal "fired up and ready to go" after crapping all over Barry this whole time! And then, fittingly, he plays a triumphant recessional from the 1950s.