Liveblogging Some Lady Named Hillary Making Speech About How She 'Won' Or Something

MAKIN' HISTORY.
OK, liberal US Americans, it is time for us to throw aside our DIFFERENCES, and just maybe experience a moment of togetherness and fellowship, because Hillary Clinton, who is a lady, is making a speech right now about how she has reached the necessary delegates to receive the Democratic (lady) nomination for (lady) president of the United States of America. THIS IS A BIG FUCKIN' DEAL, as Joe Biden would say.
Shall we liveblog it while we watch together? (UPDATE: Now that the speech is over, you can still watch it RIGHT HERE! Skip to like an hour and forty minutes in to the video.)
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