Liveblogging The Pathetic Embarrassing First Tier GOP Losers Debate: A Live Blog

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August 06, 2015 08:55 PM

He's ready. YOU ready?

Didn't we all have such a good time laughing at the second-tier candidates' debate? We sure did! Now let's watch Donald Trump and the other guys have their turn. And hey, if you missed the Kids' Table debate from earlier today, like during "All My Children" or whenever it was on, go read Wonkette's live-blog of that, and catch up on all the news about how Lindsey Graham is going to die alone, Carly Fiorina sexts with Bibi Netanyahu and Rick Santorum used "optimism" to put seven babies in his wife's butt.

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Ryan Zinke's Charity Begins At Home. His Home. Sweet Charity!

No, no, WhiteFISH, not WhiteWATER!

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Since he's such a public-spirited guy, Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke generously offered to develop some land owned by his foundation in his home town of Whitefish, Montana, as a "Veterans Peace Park" where kids could go sledding in the winter and the goodly Volk could go to appreciate both veterans and, naturally enough, the BNSF railroad, which used to use the land as a gravel pit and which donated it to Zinke's "charitable" "foundation." (Zinke's foundation, it turns out, is like Trump's, if Donald Trump were just a bit more shameless.) So naturally, here comes Halliburton!

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Dry Your Tears, It's Polling Funtimes!

Numbers, numbers, numbers!

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Is there really a Blue Wave coming? Dunno! But hey, check out these polls!

(Yes, we know we got burned in 2016. And yes, we know polls this far out are no guarantee. What, you want another depressing story about baby jails? DIDN'T THINK SO. So come read these nice polls right now!)

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