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Livid Bob Dole Sends Email Rant To Scott McClellan

Remember how Bob Dole used to be a pleasant old former politician who spent his retirement hawkinglittle blue pills on the teevee? Well now he is very upset with Scott McClellan and let him know via the emails, which were invented several hundred years after Bob Dole first attained elective office. Quotations from his angry E-Communication after the jump.


  • "There are miserable creatures like you in every administration who don’t have the guts to speak up or quit if there are disagreements with the boss or colleagues. No, your type soaks up the benefits of power, revels in the limelight for years, then quits, and spurred on by greed, cashes in with a scathing critique."
  • "In my nearly 36 years of public service I've known of a few like you ... No doubt you will 'clean up' as the liberal anti-Bush press will promote your belated concerns with wild enthusiasm. When the money starts rolling in you should donate it to a worthy cause, something like, 'Biting The Hand That Fed Me.'"
  • "Another thought is to weasel your way back into the White House if a Democrat is elected. That would provide a good set up for a second book deal in a few years."
  • "If all these awful things were happening, and perhaps some may have been, you should have spoken up publicly like a man, or quit your cushy, high profile job."
  • "You’re a hot ticket now but don’t you, deep down, feel like a total ingrate?"
  • "P.S. Eat a bag of dicks."
  • "BOB DOLE"
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