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Liz Cheney Is Really, Really From Wyoming, Again (This Time With Dick Cheney Grandspawn)

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In this new campaign ad, creatively titled "Daughters," Liz Cheney's daughters talk about their family's "deep roots" in the state that their mother left during junior high school and returned to last year to run for Senate. She is totally a Wyoming ... what is the word you people say... "gal." Through and through. Her papa, Dick "Papa Dik" Cheney, lived there oncet, and even represented the state in Congress. In the last century. Also, pay no attention to their Aunt Mary and her heathen Virginia ways.

But that's OK, because Liz Cheney has really been in Wyoming since territorial times, because of how she is an immortal bloodsucking monster like Kathy Bates in Coven or William Hurt in Tuck Everlasting. An absence from childhood through 2012 is really just a little weekend out of town for her. Elect her, Wyoming, and she will serve until the Hellmouth under Casper opens and she returns on leathery wings to her family's other ancestral home. But she'll always come back for filibusters.

We mentioned how proud the girls are of granddad Dick, right? So young, and already so evil. Soon they will each be ready to head out into the world and find an old man of their very own to shoot in the face, and the circle will be complete.

[TPM]

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