Lobbyists Really Don't Mind Prison

December 10, 2007 02:02 PM

* Heard on the Hill: ABC New's Brian Ross not allowed to get a "Taste of the Holidays...Dennis Cardoza takes flossing seriously...John Madden's got fans in high places. [Roll Call]

* Reliable Source: Fear not, there's still hope for Gilbert Arenas marriage...Nancy Pelosi welcomes grandchild #7. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Valentino does one last show in D.C....Power Democrats of the Glover Park Group spend some time in sunny Puerto Rico...Bill Bennett is looking for a fight with Arianna Huffington. [Examiner]

* The Sleuth: Nancy Pelosi is after those misbehaving pages. [WP]

* Page Six:Will Smith joins list of celebs throwing their support behind Barack Obama. [NYP]

* Washington Whispers: Laura Bush is going to miss her White House Christmases...Jack Abramoff getting accustomed to the prison life-style...Democratic National Committee saw Huckabee coming...Social studies teachers choose Hillary Clinton and Fred Thompson. [USN&WR]

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Ann Coulter's America Will Die if Baby Jails Go Away, So That's Something!

Also, she eats babies. Allegedly.

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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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Michael Cohen Slams Baby Jails On His Way To Grownup Jail

No, but like for real.

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It's just another Wednesday in an America that snatched kids from their parents and locked them up in old Walmarts. Trump just signed an unneeded executive order ending his heinous child separation policy, but his "the bad guy mobster in a mobster movie" tactics might've had some permanent damage. What remains of the shriveled-up soul of the grand old poor-screwing Republican party has finally had enough.

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