Lockheed Martin Thinks It's So Cool, Buying Death Ads All Willy Nilly...


Look, one of those rare humans who procured a print copy of today'sWashington Post noticed that evil war and death corporation Lockheed Martin purchased a creepy full-page, full-color "In Memoriam" ad to "honor" dead Jack Murtha, replete with company logo! And slogan! Right there!

Jesus. Nothing quite as shameless as a Washington defense contractor dick-measuring contest -- as in, "we owned the dickens out of this guy, and we'll own whoever comes next, and we're not at all embarrassed to use this man's death to brag flamboyantly about our prominent role in the military-industrial complex, MMHMM, MMHMM... twunts."



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