Lohan and Gore Send Out Politically/Morally Correct Press Release
IT'S TRUE, IT'S ALL TRUE.
CURRENT TV AND THE THIRD MILLENNIUM FOUNDATION TO ANNOUNCE "SEEDS OF TOLERANCE" CONTEST WINNER
Hosted by Current chairman Al Gore
WHO: Current TV chairman and former Vice President Al Gore, Current Chief Executive Officer and co-founder Joel Hyatt, Third Millennium Foundation president Marco Stoffel, "Seeds of Tolerance" judge Morgan Spurlock (Supersize Me), and the six "Seeds of Tolerance" semi-finalists. Special guest attendees will include Lindsay Lohan, Steven Tyler of Aerosmith, the NBA's Rick Fox, and actress Thora Birch.
Oh, how you all laughed when Lindsay announced her joint press conference with Gore to combat reports that she has lost her mind and to help her in the way of the future-Howard Hughes. Who's laughing now? It's finally apparent to all that Lindsay is fully, truly adequite.