Okay, people, you can all just stop trying today. In fact, we might just as well take the rest of the week off until Kaili gets back from "vacation," because today, the internet has already been won in the comments on our Colorado IUD Success Story Must Die piece. As you may recall, since it was just a few hours ago, the story noted that Colorado's program to distribute birth control to young women had reduced both teen pregnancies and teen abortions by impressive amounts, which means that Republicans have to kill the program because that means teens are doing sex without life-ruining consequences, which just won't do.

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It's a shared award, seeing as how Alert Wonket Commenter "Skwerl King" gives us the set-up, and then Alert Wonket Commenter Nounverb911 slam-dunked the puck right out of the park, like so:

Skwerl King: What's Bristol Palin's take on this?

Nounverb911: About $300K

Thank you, everyone, it's been a fine internet, but it is done for today and we are all going home now.

Update: We are informed by the Powers That Be that actually taking the rest of the week off on a Monday is not going to fly, no, not at all, not even with our heartfelt flattery of the new babby, who is ADORBS. So we'll see you again tomorrow in the A.M.

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Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.


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