The Great Media Sweepstakes of Summer 2008 has a winner! Some lackey pool reporter was lucky enough to spy on Barack Obama's private family vacation when his shirt was off. This reporter's sweepstakes prize basket includes $100 in Delaware lottery tickets, a free dessert at Bennigan's, and a comical CNN Political Ticker write-up to go alongside this, the most pathetic news photograph we've ever seen. [CNN]