Loot, Find, Rinse, Repeat

August 31, 2005 05:30 PM

In wondering if the AP should apologize for labeling a black hurricane survivor with a shopping bag a "looter," our doubt hinged on whether the wire service would also label white hurricane survivors with shopping bags as looters. Our doubt -- on that issue -- is erased:

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We admit that there are other variables at play that could explain why pictures apparently portraying similar behaviors get such different descriptions, but, you know, we have some shopping to do.

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BREAKING: ROBERT MUELLER DID THE THING

ACCORDING TO SOURCES, IT WAS DEFINITELY A THING.

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BREAKING ACHTUNG EVERYBODY CRY AND PANIC AND HAVE ROLLICKING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, BECAUSE ROBERT MUELLER DID THE THING.

We don't know what the thing means yet, but we know that he gave the thing to Attorney General Bill Barr, who is presumably looking at the thing right now. Donald Trump is at Mar-a-Lago, so he does not have the thing, because NO THING FOR ILLEGITIMATE PRESIDENTS. Studies show that according to sources close to the investigation who may or may not be close to the investigation, we might have some real information on what is inside the thing sometime this weekend.

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