Loser Felon Dinesh D'Souza Will Destroy Hillary Just Like He Destroyed Obama
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
Oh ho ho and SHOTS FIRED! and you better be scurred, Hit-lery Benghazi Vince Foster Clinton, because convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza is out of the pokey and he's comin' for you!
[contextly_sidebar id="4BXg9A9HgKT8Ifa4imSdQeZ284dKlQYI"]If you've been playing hooky from Real American History class, we remind you that Dinesh the hardened criminal made a movie a few years back called 2016: Obama's America, which led directly to
the president's impeachment and subsequent imprisonment absolutely nothing, because piddly-ass pipsqueak fuckbaby Dinesh D'Souza is irrelevant.
[contextly_sidebar id="gjPwAOqXQlptn9nCmCI2U9i35lYWF4Qb"]Soon after, D'Souza got to go to D'Jail, for committing a federal campaign finance D'Felony. Or MAYBE he went to jail because President Obama felt so threatened by him, yeah that's it. Regardless, Hillary Clinton is probably quivering in her pantsuit because now D'Souza has made a movie about her, oh boy! It is called Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party, and it is really good, according to well-known bugfuck insane birther Jerome Corsi:
“The Democrats at their national presidential nominating convention in Philadelphia will be meeting in July to put out their official story of the Democratic Party’s role in American history, and we will be opening in theaters across the country to put out the counter-narrative – namely, the truth,” D’Souza told WND in an interview Thursday.
The film begins with scenes from the San Diego halfway house where D’Souza was confined nightly in fulfillment of his sentenced for pleading guilty to violations of federal campaign-finance law.
Wait, you mean to tell us that the movie about Hillary and Democrats being the devil starts with more panty-crapping bitch-whining about how Dinesh had to go to the Halfway House For Wayward White People? Color us SHOCKED.
Here, have some trailer, it is a giggle-gasm of dumbshittery:
“The movie begins with ‘Stealing America,’ with my trial and confinement, and then it moves into ‘Hillary’s America,'” he said. “In the rest of the movie, I am out of confinement; I’m going in search of the story to uncover the secret history the Democratic Party wants to hide from voters.”
The trailer contains dramatic scenes exposing the role of the Democratic Party in supporting slavery prior to the start of the Civil War, lynching during Reconstruction and racial segregation through much of the 20th century. [...]
“The Democrats try to bury their past,” D’Souza said. “But when forced to admit their true roots, the Democrats pretend as if the modern Democratic Party switched and became the good guys, while the modern GOP became the bad guys. My new movie explodes this switcheroo myth.”
BREAKING NEWS, EVERYONE. Back during "history," the Democrats really sucked. Although it is making us cry the sad tears to admit that, we must do so, because Wonkette strives daily to achieve Dinesh D'Souza's journalism standards.
Of course sometime around the passage of the Civil Rights Act, the Democrats and the Republicans switched places! The racist Democrats became the racist Republicans they are today, and yadda yadda yadda, anyone who is not a complete shit-swilling moron knows this.
Somehow we are guessing that part of "history" didn't make it into Dinesh's new "movie," though. It's probably on the cutting room floor somewhere, or maybe Dinesh destroyed it with one of the shivs he made out of a tampon applicator and a toothbrush, we don't know.
As we said, Hillary is obviously quaking in her lady pumps right now, because surely this hard-hitting exposé will end her career just like it ended Obama's LOLOLOLOL fuck you, Dinesh D'Souza.
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