Loser Who Dropped Out Praises Own Determination
Did you hear? Tom Vilsack, the lovable plain-spoken totalitarian furry who was once our next president until he realized he had no money and no one knew who he was just endorsed Hillary Clinton! This is the first sentence of his email:
I'm not someone to play coy about my intentions. When I make a decision, I go all in and follow through. Hillary Clinton has the same determination, and it is something I have always admired.
Can you spot the hilarious irony? If so, you're qualified to be a blogger, or Dana Milbank!
Vilsack Remembers [Politicker]