Eugene Delgaudio is an adult retarded person serving as a supervisor of Loudoun County, a locality he enriches by... going on the radio and the Fox News sometimes to talk about his hatred of the Gays and stuff. Recently in an e-mail, he wrote to supporters that he doesn't want to give a cross-dresser -- "It" -- the same rights "as a normal person." He also refers to them as "cross-dressing freaks." Not that these are the most offensive statements we'll even read in, say, the next hour or two, probably, but you should enjoy watching Delgaudio try to explain how these statements are the opposite of what they clearly are. [NBC Washington via Equality Loudoun]