Love Is Like a Cigarette
* "Wouldn't it be uncomfortable to run and have your wing-wang flopping around in the breeze?" [ Lemon Gloria ]
* Excuse me, you're in my bubble. [ EJ Takes Life ]
* Cigarette tax? Why not a weight tax? "We can use that money we raise from your love handles to provide health insurance for orphans." [ Yellow is the Color... ]
* "Do these people think it makes them seem more important, more in demand to take a call between the appetizer and the main course while their friends are literally put on hold?" [ Looking2Life ]
* Thanks, Caps Nut! Now we can all cringe together at the new Capitals jersey. [ Bleatings From a Caps Nut ]