October 24, 2006 02:37 PM
Lovin,' Touchin,' Squeezin' ♥
What we learned from the Post about Maryland Lt. Gov. Michael Steele and his campaign for the Senate:
* He has "an extraordinary handshake" that's "not too weak but not crushing, either."
* The eye contact! It makes people swoon!
* Of course you want him to kiss you, and by god, he'll do it -- and do it well.
* Need some hugs? Whether one-handed or double-barreled, Steele is a hugging machine. Those hands, that muscular chest ....
OK, now we will go take a shower.
A Political Natural, Railing Against Politics [Washington Post]
♥ Crappy Journey song reference for our hard-core Polo Club pizza-mackin' negro-beating boat-shoe-wearin' homies