Were you, like us, not really watching the Prezzy's speech about drones or Gitmo or whatever because BoRING, but it was on in the background because, fuck we don't even know why? We guess it is sort of glancingly our "job" but screw that.


Well, perhaps Angry Hulk Obama made some news in there (who even knows, Twitter said it was like a declassification jamboree?), but since there was no buttsechs or hot pix of his busty white prom date, WHO CARES?

Well, Medea Benjamin, of Code Pink, still cares, and she ninja'd her way into the speech and she heckled and heckled and heckled and heckled and heckled and heckled and ... and then after about five minutes of yelling, she ... got to yell some more!

But here was the lovely thing: yes, some people clapped to drown her out, but they did not do that fascist USA! USA! drown out the dissenter thing that is so gross, and then?

B. Barry was like "yo, I do not even mind that this young lady is pooping all over my speech, because it is a topic that she should be passionate about!" And that was gracious, and non-tyrannical, and Nice Time!

But then she kept yelling for another hour and a half and then he sent her to Gitmo, because what do you think he is, NOT a tyrant? The end.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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