Madeleine Albright Can Crush You
I WILL BREAK YOU LIKE TWIG
In an interview in the The New York Times Magazine that will appear this coming Sunday, Madeleine Albright reveals, among other things, that even at 68, she works out three times a week "and I can leg-press up to 400 pounds."
Uh, wow. Yeah, we all had a bit of fun with Condicise, but it turns out Albright is not only the most fit Secretary of State, she's also the scariest. And she doesn't even need dominatrix boots. We don't think she'll be palling around with Barbara Harrison any time soon, though.
Seriously, are we gonna find out next that Eagleburger could bend iron bars with his bare hands?