The fine citizens of Tennessee have been warned that a secret Mad Scientist Lair (possibly deep below Lookout Mountain) is dedicated to:

* Creating life just to destroy it (a hallmark of Mad Scientists).

* Developing a pill to that causes abortion (because it would be too easy to buy some).

* Cloning, in defiance that each human is a unique creation (except for twins).

Obviously everyone must vote Republican so these Mad Scientists can be smoked out of their holes or whatever.