November 04, 2006 12:54 PM
Mailer Of the Day: Crappy '80s Movie References Will Save Us From Liberals
The fine citizens of Tennessee have been warned that a secret Mad Scientist Lair (possibly deep below Lookout Mountain) is dedicated to:
* Creating life just to destroy it (a hallmark of Mad Scientists).
* Developing a pill to that causes abortion (because it would be too easy to buy some).
* Cloning, in defiance that each human is a unique creation (except for twins).
Obviously everyone must vote Republican so these Mad Scientists can be smoked out of their holes or whatever.