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Marion Barry Dresses Up Like a Lady, Commits Heist of the Millenium!

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  • DC is the capital of many things, not just Virginia. For instance, it's a major destination for senseless violence, and it's also a "must-visit" for any tourist looking to snag a little "Capitol Hill Dome," in exchange for a crack pebble. Yes, this is a miserable place. But sometimes -- not often, but now and then -- something magical happens. Like when three transvestites mug a woman, and then use her credit card to buy panties at Victoria's Secret. Oh wait, this happened in Fredericksburg. Never mind. [Washington Examiner]

  • Allow us to pin a ribbon to your tunic, DCist, for you have displayed great diligence in your endeavor to obtain pictures of the Real World cast, pictures you probably lifted from Alex Kozinski's website, but whatever. Just remember: you may have won this battle, but the website with the first photographs of a Love Sack wins the war. [DCist]

  • Zounds! Not all red-badge-wearers are Hill interns! Some are "unshaven" contractors that make "at least twice as much" as staffers do. Wasn't Blackwater disbanded? Scandal! [Spotted: DC Interns AND CONTRACTORS]


  • A question for the bookworms who took AP Soviet History in high school: What did Stalin do just days before ordering his ice-axe assassins to murder FDR? If you answered, "He closed all the golf courses," you get college credit. Get outraged, Montgomery County! [Washington Examiner]

  • Bike Harassment. It's real. [Holla Back DC]

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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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It's just another Wednesday in an America that snatched kids from their parents and locked them up in old Walmarts. Trump just signed an unneeded executive order ending his heinous child separation policy, but his "the bad guy mobster in a mobster movie" tactics might've had some permanent damage. What remains of the shriveled-up soul of the grand old poor-screwing Republican party has finally had enough.

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