Marion Barry's Gas Problem
AP reports "Barry Shows Gasification Machine, But Can't Turn It On." Didn't James Brown write a song about that? Seriously, that's the headline of the story and it just gets better. Appearing with Dick Gregory, his Crackiness and the comedian, "argued on Wednesday about his placement of the machine in the parking lot before police intervened." Bitch set him up, clearly. Futher, "The gasification machine's inventor, Simon Romana, says it can use garbage or sewage to create pollution-free electricity and drinking water. Romana says his machine burns hotter and cleaner than sewage gasification plants and large incinerators, but he won't explain why." Well, "gassification" suresoundsscientific...