From the unfortunate musings of wingnut cartoon land: Keith Olbermann has no choice but to reluctantly gobble up Scott Hardbody's warm, brown, salty tea bags. [RedState]

Introducing: The White Basketball League! It's like the NBA but without a Negro dialect. [Think Progress]

The press are lining up for a chance to have their boobies autographed by the now-legitimate Tea Party Movement. [Weekly Standard]

Hell hath no fury like Matt Taibbi pooping all over David Brooks. [True/Slant: Matt Taibbi]

Michelle Malkin pretends to loathe the sexy new iPhone app that lets you Skype-sex with Barack Obama at the simple press of a button. [Michelle Malkin]