May Result in Barneys Charge Card and Judy Garland Fetish
The leader of the Christian Coalition has called for gays to be "labeled," noting that, hey, why let cigarette packs get all the attention? Cigarettes have warnings, he said, "because we know that smoking takes one to two years off the average life span, yet we 'celebrate' a lifestyle that we know spreads every kind of sexually transmitted disease." OMG! Polesmoking causes cancer! Oh, fuck!
Wait. Oh, ok: Gays cause cancer. We get it now.
Meanwhile, we're looking forward to what the label will say. "This will only hurt a bit," maybe? Wasn't that a t-shirt at the Pride Parade? Send your thoughts and, when appropriate, paranoid delusions to . We're going to, uhm, milk this one for a bit.
Christian Coalition: Gays Should Wear Warning Labels [365gay.com]