Maybe He Mistook It for a Baby Seal? Or an Embryonic Stem Cell?
The bad news for David Smith? US News reports that "Smith, a top Interior Department official" (yawn) has stepped down after a Dances-with-Wolves-overlong fooferaw involving Smith's 2004 shooting of a buffalo on "a billionaire friend's ranch." Read all about it (and much, much more) here.
The good news for David Smith: He can now attend Professor Yakov Smirnoff's "Living Happily Ever Laughter" seminar.