I'm predicting Obama will take an early lead tomorrow... Until all the Republicans get off work. #RomneyRyan2012
— Tim Tebow (@TheTimmyTebow) November 5, 2012
Hahaha, Democrats -- many of whom are minorities and/or working class, but others of whom are like, your mom, and teachers and stuff -- are lazy moochers who just lie on the couch collecting welfare all day. Good one, Tim Tebow! We are pretty sure Jesus is thumbs-upping you right now!
UPDATE: Parody account, disregard bitchez. Our abject apologies or whatever (not really).
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