McCain Aggressively Panhandling
"John McCain" sent this e-mail to supporters today in response to a WaPo article Friday stating that New Hampshire officials are considering moving its primary to early December. McCain is freaking. the. fuck. out. His campaign has decided that "the most effective way we can prepare is to put 100% of our New Hampshire budget in the bank right now" (emphasis theirs). Well excuuuuuse us! Would you like anything else Mr. Fourth Place Broke Guy? Chicken salad sandwich? Country club membership? Suggestion: Get your daughter's hot friend Mary Anne to ask next time.