John McCain went onLarry King Live last night and said that Barack Obama had been right about everything and he was withdrawing from the presidential race in order to pursue his dream of being a Wal-Mart greeter. Ha ha, we kid! But McCain did say he was maybe OK with a 16-month "time horizon" or whatever they're calling it these days, if "conditions on the ground" in Iraq permitted. In other words, what Barack Obama said. Oh he is a terrible flip-flopping elitist pig, this John McCain! Why does he hate America? [Political Ticker]