McCain Finally Finds Somebody Older Than Him

Her maiden name? WALNUTS! - WonketteIn a Mother's Day shocker, burnout GOP candidate John WALNUTS! McCain trotted out somebody he claims is even older than he is: his 95-year-old mother!

McCain hopes the sad stunt will make him look "more presidential," as current president George W. Bush and his father, George H. W. Bush, both trotted out their elderly mothers during their campaigns.

McCain highlights mother's age on Mother's Day [CNN]


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