March 10, 2008 11:36 AM
McCain Is Next Sci-Fi Alien American Winston Churchill
It looks like Cindy "Cougar" McCain tapped into the campaign funds, got high as fuck, and created the latest ad for dear husband WALNUTS! This is really a great ad -- equal parts Stanley Kubrick, Teddy Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, all wrapped up with that Cougar Touch. Will British Winston save the girl in the blueberry fields from the descending galaxies of WALNUTS? Find out for yourself, after the jump!