McCain Releases Dumb Tax Returns, Cindy's Fortune Kept Secret!
John McCain is now transparent, huzzah! Today he released his 2006-07 tax returns, and the poor Blue Collar couldn't even top seven figures. He made about $419,000 in 2007, of which approximately $259,000 was taxable (the rest was hidden in Secret Offshore accounts knows as "charity"). Well how Common of him, not makin' the big bucks like the elitist liberals. But wait, isn't his trollop wife Cindy a superbillionaire corporate beer heiress?
According to Marc Ambinder, "He and wife Cindy McCain have filed separately since the first year of their marriage, the campaign says. And so none of Cindy McCain's holdings will be made public." Cindy McCain is estimated to be worth approximately $100 million, so most of the statement detailing McCain's finances is actually just giving excuses for why they are not discussing Cindy's holdings. Check out this little "note" about Cindy's horrible corporate beer company at the end of the statement:
In her role as Chairman of Hensley & Company, a privately-held business founded by her parents, Mrs. McCain's main areas of responsibility focus on strategic planning and corporate vision. Having served the greater Phoenix area since 1955, Hensley & Company is widely respected as an exemplary corporate citizen, and makes significant charitable contributions of its own.
So she owns slaves?
Cindy McCain is also famous for being a drug addict.
Tax Returns Statement [John McCain]