Here's a Fox News clip from today of John McCain's communications director Jill Hazelbaker, a.k.a. "the poor man's Dana Perino." She said that Barack Obama is not going to the Middle East to learn anything about the situation On The Ground -- a stark contrast to avid listener John McCain, who learned about the two kinds of Muslims during his last trip to the region.

Hazelbaker added that Obama's trip will be a "first-of-its-kind campaign rally overseas," presumably replete with bottle service for all Iranian illicit arms-dealing VIPs. Her remark was so stupid that John McCain -- not exactly the greatest "filterer" in politics himself -- has disagreed with her and will speak with her about their talking points. He'll tell her to include this great joke he once heard about a gorilla.

[YouTube, Newsweek]