John McCain touts his *BLACK BABY* record in this new *BLACK BABY* ad for South Carolina. As you know, *BLACK BABIES* tortured McCain when he was held prisoner in the Hanoi *BLACK BABY* Hilton. And if McCain wins in *BLACK BABY* Michigan tonight, he might just get that *BLACK BABY* redemption in *BLACKEST BABY OF ALL TIME* South Carolina after eight long years *OF HAVING BLACK BABIES*.