NewsAugust 21, 2008 02:53 PM
McCain's Houses Are Mostly Condos, Which Don't Count
The DNC has sent us this lovely map of John McCain's houses and airplanes and gnome slaves. Since they've made it terribly unreadable, you may view it full size in right here. But to the point: this is devastating you see! Because most of his properties are "condominiums," a fancy rich word that the well-to-do use when referring to what common folks call "apartments." And can you even believe this Fun Fact that one of McCain's "condos" -- that is rich slang for "condominiums" -- has a concierge, a French word meaning, "house slave who shows rich people the least congested route to the airport during rush hour."