Man, theFundies sure have shown those queers at McDonald's what happens when they start pushing the Gay Agenda: "CHICAGO–McDonald's Corp said Friday that global sales at restaurants open at least 13 months rose 8 percent in July, as the key U.S. market posted its largest gain in five months." A recession is not really a great time to affect change in the fast food industry with a boycott. Besides, we know all of these fat selfish mouth-breathers have been going to McDonald's secretly, every day. [Reuters]