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McGreevey's Gruesome Threesome Began At T.G.I. Friday's

Come along, my darling, for hot wings and sodomy!Now that America is about finished with New York and its terrible sordid sex scandals, a nation turns its lonely eyes to New Jersey for more smut. And New Jersey delivers! Remember that other governor who had to resign because he slept with some non-wife sort of person? It turns out former New Jersey Governor James McGreevey maybe used to have sex with his wife and some other dude, at the same time. Worse yet, these unspeakable acts allegedly followed weekly dinners at T.G.I. Friday's.


In an interview with The Star-Ledger, former McGreevey aide Theodore Peterson said he had "weekly romps" with the governor and his wife between 1999 and 2001. He says they called them "Friday Night Specials."

If this is true, then it means these three tragic individuals may be the only people on the planet ever to be aroused by the Friday's Three-For-All, a platter of loaded potato skins, fried mozzarella, and spicy buffalo wings.

In spite of overwhelming evidence and the fact that McGreevey himself flatly stated in his resignation speech that he was gay, Pederson says he wasn't so sure about which way the ex-governor swung.

"I had heard the rumors in circles outside of work," he said. "In hindsight, there might have been light interest (in me), but it didn't seem like he was gay. It did enhance their sexual relationship having me be a part of it."


Now the McGreeveys are getting divorced, and soon-to-be-ex-wife Dina Matos McGreevey says she never had any idea her husband might have been gay, and she wrote a book about it, and last week she was like "I feel for Silda Wall Spitzer, another deceived gubernatorial wife!" and now she will never go to T.G.I. Friday's again.

McGreevey aide says he had sexual trysts with ex-governor, wife [The Star-Ledger]



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