Mean Old Hurricane Bill Trying To Kill Obama

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The festering hot death-waters of the tropical south Atlantic Ocean are trying, as is their annual ritual, to kill the humans with their hurricanes. And this one, Hurricane Bill, is a real heifer. Category 4! According to this important Weather.com projected path, Bill will strike the coast of Massachusetts sometime this Sunday. And according to the much less importantPolitico, Obama is expected to start his family vacation in Martha's Vineyard -- ALLEGEDLY OFF THE COAST OF MASSACHUSETTS -- on "August 23," which a few back-of-the-envelope calculations reveal to be the same thing as "this Sunday." Why is racist Hurricane Bill planning to kill Barack Obama? Is this a money/ransom thing? [Weather.com, Glenn Thrush]

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