Keith Ellison captured everyone's attention today byshedding tears when he told the story of a Muslim first-responder who died on 9/11. But don't forget about John Boehner! He's crying too! About, uh, Australia.

Just scroll down this BBC article featuring happy photos of Barry Obama playing catch with the prime minister of Australia, then:

This is how you do it, Keith Ellison. Amateur. [BBC]