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Meet Dennis Kucinich's Hot Young Wife!

Draped in the Mexican flag again ... - WonketteWhen you think of Dennis Kucinich and JRR Tolkien, you're obviously thinking of hobbits, right? WRONG. You are supposed to be thinking about Kucinich's hot young wife, a "6-foot-tall willowy redhead who has been compared to Arwen Evenstar, the Lord of the Rings character."


That's one of many exciting things we learned from this Times of London profile of Elizabeth Kucinich. Here are the others:

* She's a dirty hippie.

* Her mom is also a dirty hippie.

* On her crappy MySpace page, she admits to loving the lite-rock band Coldplay.

* She's got one of those metal studs in her tongue.

* Dennis is a vegan; she cruelly continues to consume dairy products, which cause global warming.

* Actual quote: "Can you imagine what it would be like to have real love in the White House and a true union between the masculine and the feminine?"

Essex girl fills White House race with lurve [Times Online]

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According to Rachel Campos Duffy, former reality TV personality and current Fox News personality, migrant baby jails are better than the "Projects". And she totally knows this for fact because she has a "black friend" who told her so. This totally mysterious black friend enlightened her on the horrors faced by black people in black places, which makes it perfectly okay for Trumpco to lock away those "privileged" brown babies. Also, stop being mean to her for spewing that hot garbage on the Laura Ingraham (who believes baby jails are like "Summer Camp") show, because it's not fair that you refuse to believe she has a black friend.

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