Meet Your New Least Favorite Blogger
Michael Chertoff may be busy running the single most inept and frustrating department in an administration with some stiff fucking competition (and looking like Skeletor) but he still finds time to BLOG, helping his standings in the running for single worst douchebag still in the cabinet. What's he blogging about? 9/11 of course! It seems that some people have FORGOTTEN about 9/11. Not Mike, obv, but 9/11 might be "fading" for some people (not naming any names!) (ok fine some names: Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore) (both of whom are so, so fat). Oh, also, it's called his "Leadership Journal." Such a douche. Here is a quote from his journal:
9/11 9/11 never forget September 11th 9/11 9/11 9/11 hijackers terror Department of Homeland Security 9/11 9/11
Just kidding! The real post is much too boring to read. Ugh can't we all just forget about 9/11 already? Jeez.
Anyway we look forward to reading his entry about how we'll NEVER FORGET his department's kick-ass response to that one Hurricane that destroyed that one city. Remember that? Hurricane Kanye or something?
Leadership Journal [DHS.gov]