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Megan Carpentier Waterboarded Me, and It Was Torture


Wonkette readers, I never properly introduced myself when I started in October -- and this was because I have been living a lie. I am not, in fact, Jim Newell, the "supposed" 22-year-old brat in Washington who makes mindfuckingly hilarious political jokes and uber-trenchant political observation. I am actually Jim al-Newell, a perceived terrorist with al-Qaeda who has all sorts of fun CIA information and shit like that. I hid this double agent status well until one day, when I was walking around DC with Megan Carpentier and I *stupidly* wore my favorite t-shirt -- the one that says "Perceived Terrorist" in big A-rab letters on the front. Megan proceeded to waterboard me and asked all sorts of insidery-like questions, like "What time should we publish the gossip roundup?" Torture, I says! She proceeded to destroy the tape of this session -- but oh ho ho, my secret camera caught it all! Watch it above! Death to teh Amerkaz, I'm not going anywhere!

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Poor People Are Mad As Hell, And They're Not Going to Take It Anymore.

The Poor People's Campaign marched on Washington, and we were there!

Culture Wars
by Dominic Gwinn

Yesterday the new Poor People's Campaign, led by Rev. William Barber and Rev. Dr. Liz Theoharis, concluded 40 days of protest and civil disobedience with a rally on the National Mall. Building off of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr's original Poor People's Campaign 50 years ago, the new campaign is aimed at uniting labor leaders with activists to build a coalition of all marginalized people

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The police have clearly failed to stop the scourge of black kids selling water to thirsty people, so your average law-abiding, permit-respecting white lady has no choice but to take matters into her own (did we mention they were white?) hands. You might call her a busybody gone power mad or a simple tool of racist micoaggression, but we just call her "Permit Patty."

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